Ever wondered what you call someone who loves all beards? It’s Pogonophilia. A condition that turns all beardsmen into irresistible and beautiful demi-Gods.
Someone who has pogonophilia and loves beards, or finds a man with a beard more physically attractive than a man without a beard.*Man with clean shave walks into room*
Woman without pogonophilia: “Finally – there’s a cutie.”
Woman with pogonophilia (pogonophile): “Hmm… he’s cute, maybe.”
*Man with beard walks into room*
Whether you’re a hipster or not; beards are the trend that’s swept through 2015. Often compared to homeless men beards have got a bad rap over the years, but in 2015 all that has changed and there is now a respect for facial hair.
Beards could be compared to marmite; either love them or hate them. A lot of women I’ve spoken to say they don’t like kissing their man when he has facial hair as it’s pointy and sharp. I’ve been there, my hubby to be has a beard and there is a spiky phase but surely we, as girlfriends, can’t put our feelings above letting our other halves look hot and amazing. Can you see which side of the beard love I’m falling in love with?
Now some people do it right and some people do it wrong, but this is life. I have seen some terrible eyebrows on my fellow females out there and beards are no different, there is a science.
Let’s have a moment of appreciation for all of these bearded men:
So after that, girls – go throw away your man’s razor and get him a beard trimmer! Boys – become men, grow a beard and maybe pick up some beard conditioner so she doesn’t stop kissing you. Mwah.
Has this blog convinced you that you are a pogonophile?! Why not comment below and let us know!