Tame The Beast

    Tame the Beast® is a proprietary blend of mens beard, hair, body & other grooming products conjuring the musk of a roaring beasts and lumberjack confidence.


    Tame the Beast® was conceived on a mountaintop at the height of Yeti mating season in the undisclosed depths of the northern wilderness. It is a line of mens beard, hair, body and other grooming products, which conjure the musk of a roaring beast and bestow lumberjack confidence.

    Products have been scientifically formulated to achieve maximum mating potential by users of males of the indicated species. In particular, Tame the Beast® is safe for use by male homo sapiens and sasquatcheun giganteum. All products have been Beast® tested and approved.*  *No Beasts have been harmed in the making of Tame the Beast®. In fact, they all got dates.


    Their best selling product is Beard Oil & Conditioner – a nutrient-rich, fragrance-free, all-natural, fast-absorbing formula that is, simply put, the best beard oil on the market. It’s CERTIFIED 100% USDA ORGANIC. It’s packaged in the highest quality cosmetic glass dropper bottle available in the world: MIRON violet glass, which offers optimal protection against the aging processes that are released by visible light, thus lengthening durability and potency of the organic oils.


    It features the best, healthiest blend of essential oils of any beard oil to condition both your beard and the skin underneath, helping eliminate itches and flakes, maximizing softness, and revealing a glorious, untamed, BEAST®-worthy shine and sheen. It is tested and approved by the BEAST®.* *Not to worry – No Beasts were harmed in the making of this product. In fact, they all got dates – for the rest of their long wild lives. You will, too (disclaimer: women may borrow this oil to make their hair as glorious as your beard).

    Feature Products

    Featuring a proprietary scent that carries a refreshing musk and a subtle yet confident brawn.

    For a picture perfect,  morning-in-the-woods look. Tame your mane and try to resist eating this delicious smelling product.

    USDA Certified 100% Organic Beard Oil & Conditioner. A fragrance-free beard conditioning oil made with the purest Argan + Joboba oil.

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    What their customers are saying

    Tame the beast!!! this stuff is awesome really I just love it. It goes on so easy and it is nice and thick, it isn’t all watery running down your hand. It rubs in and coats the beard so very nice and absorbs into the beard so nice that it doesn’t leave an oily residue or anything. This stuff is great a high quality beard oil worth every penny. I say get it and you will really like the results.

    After a few days of use she says the beard is already much softer and more importantly, the dry itchy facial skin is doing much better. This oil mot only moisturized the facial hair, it moisturized the skin. It is made of 100% Organic Argan Oil and 100% Organic Jojoba Oil so it is very gentle.


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